Bagpipe Check

Stop whining:

A Braveheart impersonator has launched a stinging attack on randy tourists – after he revealed they continually put their hands up his kilt.

Adam Watters – who performs as iconic Scottish hero William Wallace for tourists’ pictures on the capital’s Royal Mile – has blasted the female tourists who cheekily attempt to check if he is a ‘true Scotsman’.

You're complaining because women are constantly sticking their hands up your crotch? You're obviously not a very good William Wallace impersonator, because he was most definitely not a queer.