Unhappy Maxine

Well, the unimaginative drones in Hollywood have done it again. They've bastardized a classic by remaking Mad Max, one of the greatest cult films of all time. Instead of Mel Gibson and gritty dark realism, however, we get some botox-lipped metrosexual called Tom Hardy and ultrabright Hollywood special effects with ridiculously over-the-top, eye-rolling stunts. Maybe Charlize Theron will show some tit, otherwise it's a lost cause.