Orange
Idiots are wearing orange prison uniforms as fashion, so the jails are having to go back to black-and-white stripes:
Simple solution: throw them in jail. I can assure you they'll never wear it again. Well, at least not voluntarily.
[Sheriff] Federspiel said "some people think it's cool to look like an inmate of the Saginaw County Jail ... wearing all orange jumpsuits out at the mall or in public." He said inmates sometimes work in public, and he doesn't want there to be any confusion.
"I don't want them to not be easy to spot," he said. "That's scary... I see a lot of people wearing all orange, and they think it's cool. And some people even put 'Property of the Saginaw County Jail' on the back of it. I've seen that. It's like, 'What are you doing? Really?'"
Simple solution: throw them in jail. I can assure you they'll never wear it again. Well, at least not voluntarily.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 10:19
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A few years back, a teenager came to traffic court wearing an orange jumpsuit with "county Jail" printed on the back. The judge was like "Son. What are you wearing?" and in typical surly teenage voice he answers "Clothes". The judge immediately answered "Nope, you're in contempt. Bailiff take him away" The look on his face was priceless.
A couple of weeks in the county jail should be mandatory for all teenagers. That or a severe beating; either will serve the purpose.
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