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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Fowl Words

Why did the chicken cross the property line?

Rep. Bruce Braley, D-Iowa, threatened to sue a homeowners’ association after a chicken crossed onto his vacation home property in Iowa, again raising concerns that the Senate candidate is out-of-touch with farmers in the state, the Iowa Republican reports.

"Braley’s wife Carolyn attended a May 8 meeting of the Holiday Lake Owner’s Association to complain about the fowl. The dispute escalated, causing the association to incur nearly $1,700 in legal fees after Braley called the association’s attorney with an implied threat of legal action.

Pauline Hampton—Braley’s neighbor, a licensed therapist, and a U.S. Air Force veteran—is a registered Democrat. She reportedly used her four chickens to work with children who have mental health and communication problems.


Got all that? Let's review the dramatis personae:

* Sue-happy trial lawyer-cum-politician (Democrat)

* Crackpot who uses chickens to talk to retards (Democrat)

* HOA board (Probably Democrats)

* Aimlessly wandering chicken (May as well be a Democrat)


An associate recently observed that while I spend much time complaining via this blog, I rarely present any solutions. Very well...

It is my considered opinion that everyone involved in this story, including the chicken, should be strapped to a rocket and shot into space, sans apacesuits. Problem solved.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:14

1 Comments:

Blogger Vizigoth said...

Solutions would be great. However, reality is that the removal of the current rulers, whether they are the politicians or the bankers that own them, will only come after great loss of life at this point. Voting for the R or the D side of the same coin will do nothing to change this country's path. Printing trillions of fiat money sure hasn't done anything to help the majority, and that game will come to a screeching halt soon enough.

09:05  

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