Apathy Curve: Back in the box, Mulder

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Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Back in the box, Mulder

No, the Apollo 11 astronauts did not see a UFO. It was debris from the lander extraction maneuver, not an alien. Buzz Aldrin has made all of this clear several times, but apparently the UFO nuts simply refuse to take 'no' for answer.

For the last time, you "I Want To Believe" goofballs, the aliens are not coming to get you and take you away. The statistical probability of intelligent alien life in close spatial and temporal proximity to us is vanishingly small. Anyway, if any extraterrestrials capable of interstellar travel ever do show up, you bunch of credulous and unwashed freaks are the very last people they'll be inviting to go anywhere with them.

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