Bad Idea

Please don't feed the animals:

LaVoyger Durham is setting up water stations on the 13,000-acre El Tule ranch he manages in South Texas after finding the bodies of two border crossers last week. "I try to save their lives," Durham told NBC News. "I've got compassion. I've got pity."

And they will exploit your compassion to the fullest. Now, if you were to use them like deer feeders...

"The only way I would allow them to put those jugs on my property is if Border Patrol were going to be allowed to put a camera on that water source and be able to intercept these people that are utilizing them," said Mike Vickers.

Durham doesn't disagree, but said that the border agents don't have good enough response times to make interception a reality. "By the time the Border Patrol comes out here, they’ll be in Houston, Texas, having a Tecate beer," he said.

He may be correct. Solution: rig the water stations with infrared-triggered machine guns.

Think I'm being too harsh? Then come down here and live amongst the stinking, seething, illiterate, welfare-sucking mass of them and you'll quickly lose that compassion. THESE ARE INVADERS. Deal with the reality of it now or we'll be shooting them in our front yards in a few years. My grandmother used to say that if we all shot one illegal alien per day, it wouldn't take long before the problem went away.

I used to think she was joking.