Signification
This article with make you sigh in resignation. It's the most popular and fastest-rising new baby names for 2013. Allow me to break it down for you.
Noah: It was a veritable inundation as this name floated right to the top of the boys list. By the way, Noah was a drunken lecher who had sex with own daughters. Lovely choice.
Arya: From a television show, Game of Thrones. I've read the books, and when those proud new parents of all those lovely little girls named Arya see what the character becomes, it'll be... well, not such a good choice. In one of the latest television episodes, she ran a sword through a man's brain and smiled about it. Extrapolate.
Jayceon: Dumb rapper and "reality TV star." Evidently his momma couldn't figure out how to spell Jason. Consider the source, as they say.
Daleyza: I have no idea how to say that, but I suspect it helps your pronunciation if you suffer from emphysema. This is another one from a "reality TV star," this time the young daughter of a Mexican pop singer. How does one become a "star" of reality television, anyway? Isn't that contradictory to the whole reality thing? Also, the very idea of Mexican reality TV makes my brain hurt.
But don't worry, we'll come through this little cultural aberration just fine. You know, after the Second Dark Ages are all done.
Noah: It was a veritable inundation as this name floated right to the top of the boys list. By the way, Noah was a drunken lecher who had sex with own daughters. Lovely choice.
Arya: From a television show, Game of Thrones. I've read the books, and when those proud new parents of all those lovely little girls named Arya see what the character becomes, it'll be... well, not such a good choice. In one of the latest television episodes, she ran a sword through a man's brain and smiled about it. Extrapolate.
Jayceon: Dumb rapper and "reality TV star." Evidently his momma couldn't figure out how to spell Jason. Consider the source, as they say.
Daleyza: I have no idea how to say that, but I suspect it helps your pronunciation if you suffer from emphysema. This is another one from a "reality TV star," this time the young daughter of a Mexican pop singer. How does one become a "star" of reality television, anyway? Isn't that contradictory to the whole reality thing? Also, the very idea of Mexican reality TV makes my brain hurt.
But don't worry, we'll come through this little cultural aberration just fine. You know, after the Second Dark Ages are all done.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:10
1 Comments:
Wasn't it Noah that got drunk and one or two of his sons were punished by God for looking in his tent while he was pleasuring himself (at least that's what I think was inferred as to why they were punished), and wasn't it Lot, after his wife turned to salt, whose daughters got him drunk and got to "know" him, and he ended up fathering his grandkids? I would look it up myself, but off to my next meeting.
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