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Friday, May 09, 2014

Diving Pigs

A Chinese farmer "teaches" his pigs to dive into water. He does this via the expedient of cramming them into a small, inescapable chute and then forcing them to jump. This is very similar to the manner in which the U.S. Marine Corps "taught" me water survival techniques - only in that case there was a lot more yelling and screaming, as well as numerous threats of non-consensual anal cavity invasion.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:42

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