Past It

So, Hillary Clinton is throwing her hat into the 2016 Presidential election ring. The focus of her campaign? Climate change!

Yeah...



That ship has sailed, sweetheart -- and hit an iceberg. The poll (Gallup, no less!) clearly shows that you couldn't be more out of touch with the electorate if you were from Mars.

Fretting over what the weather will be like 100 years from now is a dalliance reserved for bored people with fat jobs and big houses. "Global warming" and its bastard child "climate change" were the darlings of overpaid yuppies with room temperature I.Q.s and a fascination with home lactation machines. Now those disillusioned losers you call a constituency are digging in their couches (or more likely their parents' couch) to find change for dinner at Taco Bell and their cell phones are turned off after five because they're dodging collection calls. They no longer give a damn what the weather will be like in a hundred years.

Oh, and notice what they care even less about than "climate change"? You have your buddy Barry and his race-baiting administration (oops, that'd be you!) to thank for that one. Good job there.

If the Dems have any hope of retaining the White House in 2016, they're gonna need something more than a washed-up also-ran in the fight. Which means I'd really like to see you get the nomination there Hilly-Billy, especially if you make junk science the cornerstone of your campaign. Do us all a favor.