J.J. Abrams, Mr "Star Trek needs more Star Wars in it," has now laid his sights on perverting another sci-fi classic, Westworld. There's never a ninja around when you really need one.
Goddamnit! When will you stop rummaging through the graveyard of movies past, digging up the corpses and sodomizing them?? It's an unseemly obsession you have and clearly you are unable to stop on your own. Time to get professional help.
There's a new treatment out called OFI (Original Fucking Ideas), you should look into that.
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Dear Hollywood,
Goddamnit! When will you stop rummaging through the graveyard of movies past, digging up the corpses and sodomizing them?? It's an unseemly obsession you have and clearly you are unable to stop on your own. Time to get professional help.
There's a new treatment out called OFI (Original Fucking Ideas), you should look into that.
Not likely. Requires thought and effort. And that gets in the way of profit.
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