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Saturday, June 01, 2013

Yawnbook "Crime"

Masterfully:

An immature prank perpetrated by a high-school student could lead to a possible felony charge after the girl changed a classmate’s name in a yearbook to a sexually suggestive term before the books were printed.

The 17-year-old junior at Hickman High School in Columbia, Mo., was arrested May 14 for allegedly changing a last name from Mastain to "masturbate" in the 100th edition of the Hickman Cresset yearbook. She faces charges of first-degree property damage and harassment


Oh for the love of... Do we have to get lawyers involved in FUCKING EVERYTHING? Just give the chick detention and reprint the stupid book that nobody cares about.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:56

2 Comments:

Blogger The Mad Builder of Periwinkle said...

Why are lawyers getting involved in everything? I'm sure the fact that there are so many of them is a contributing factor.

http://lawschooltuitionbubble.wordpress.com/original-research-updated/lawyers-per-capita-by-state/

18:34  
Blogger curmudgeon said...

I hesitate to say useless parasites, because everyone can have a useful function, such as to serve as a bad example.

07:14  

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