Pill-O-Talk

Is that a nipple in your pocket or...?

The Delray Beach police officer saw something protruding from Tiana Nicole Calandro's chest pocket. So he asked the 21-year-old woman what it was, according to an arrest report.

"It's my nipple," she responded.

The officer begged to differ. "I advised her I knew what a nipple looked like and that wasn't a nipple," he wrote in his report.

Calandro, of Bloomfield, N.J., "quickly reached into her pocket and removed a white round tablet and quickly consumed it," the officer alleged. The young woman then ignored orders to spit the pill back out, the report stated. The officer said he "attempted to the remove it with negative results."

I sincerely apologize for that headline. It's Friday; the witty part of my brain has thrown up its metaphorical hands and is already heading for the liquor store. I shall follow it shortly.