Weight Orientation
The federal gubbmint is going to spend $1.5M in pursuit of the answer to a question no one is asking: why are most lesbians fat and most gay men skinny? Talk about a "need-to-know" information level...
The Obama mis-administration claims that there aren't enough nickels after the (Obama-created) sequester to keep the public White House tours running. It apparently costs just under a million bucks a year to shuffle credulous mouth-breathers through the West Wing. Being that I'm a jeenyus, I've hit upon a double-header of a solution: hire skinny lesbians and fat interior decorators to guide the White House tours. Then everybody can ask them The Question. It'll also save a cool half-mil a year. By strange coincidence, that just happens to be the exact amount of my standard Jeenyus Fee.
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Hat-tip to Jeff W.
The Obama mis-administration claims that there aren't enough nickels after the (Obama-created) sequester to keep the public White House tours running. It apparently costs just under a million bucks a year to shuffle credulous mouth-breathers through the West Wing. Being that I'm a jeenyus, I've hit upon a double-header of a solution: hire skinny lesbians and fat interior decorators to guide the White House tours. Then everybody can ask them The Question. It'll also save a cool half-mil a year. By strange coincidence, that just happens to be the exact amount of my standard Jeenyus Fee.
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Hat-tip to Jeff W.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:06
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