Smoked Out

That stupid Australian enviro-chick who has been sitting in a tree in Tasmania for over a year has descended from her lofty perch on the moral high ground due to a nearby forest fire. Apparently the smoke drove her out. Kinda like smoking out a wasp nest. Probably should have sprayed her with Diazinon as she emerged; damned difficult to hit once they're out in the open.

Of course, if she really cared about the trees, she would have stayed up there and asphyxiated as a grand gesture. You know, kinda like St Pancake, Rachel Corrie. Now there was a truly dedicated Useful Idiot. She went toe-to-toe with a bulldozer, (and lost, but never mind that). Tree girl was chased off by a little fire. Poser.