Trainstopping

Nothing says "trailer park" quite like a grey Plymouth Neon... parked on the train tracks:

While en route to Sheetz, Monongahela patrolman Stephen Kenyon observed a grey Plymouth Neon parked in the middle of two railroad tracks at Second and Railroad streets -- one block from the store. The car was unoccupied and there were no keys in the ignition. An oncoming train did have to come to a stop until a towing company was able to pull the car from the tracks, Monongahela police Chief Brian Tempest said. “My officers immediately called 911 and they were able to notify Norfolk-Southern (railroad company),” Tempest said. “… (The licence plate) came back to Bridgett Dixon.”

When police arrived at Sheetz, Dixon was sitting at a table in front of the store. She proceeded to tell police she was sick of the train blowing its whistle every time she is downtown or on her phone. Dixon then stated she left her car on the tracks so she could find out who was driving the train. “She felt that maybe the engineer may have been personally following her around town,” Tempest said. “She told my officers that if she parked the car on the railroad tracks, the train would hit her car and that would solve the problem.”

I suppose that if I were a decent human being I would feel sympathy for people like this woman. She's obviously got both psychological and substance abuse problems and is desperately in need of help. Fortunately for the existence of this blog, I am far from a decent human being -- and I have eight years worth of hate mail to prove it, thank you. Oh, and she's a bat-shit-crazy trailer crackskank.

Go about your business; the world continues to spin.