Apathy Curve: Tiffany Meth-Head

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Tiffany Meth-Head

A plumber on a meth binge tried his hand at Mario Brothers-style obstacle negotiation. He even looks a little like everybody's favorite plumber. Needs a 'stache, though...

When deputies found Thomas McFadden on Thursday, he was hiding in a closet with a Tiffany-style lamp shade over his head as a disguise

Minutes earlier, he had fallen through ceiling tiles at the South Lakeland Outback Steakhouse and into a liquor closet before running away and breaking into a man's home. [with a quick dip in a retention pond en route...]

Deputies said in reports the incidents were induced by a "two-week methamphetamine binge."

Go read the whole tale. It's quite entertaining.

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