Apathy Curve: Pop!

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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Pop!

Some idiot wants to fly across the Atlantic Ocean -- on a lifeboat suspended from helium-filled party balloons.

I want to take a huge cluster of toy helium balloons, tie them to my tiny yellow boat, and fly across the Atlantic Ocean.

This childhood dream is an achievable reality. I can totally do this.

Didn’t you have a dream like this? As a child, didn’t you wonder if it could be done?

No, I didn't. But then I lack experience at being a fucking moron, so clearly you've got the edge on me there, pal.

Uncle Chuck is whispering in my ear that I should fund him. Tempting...

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