Still Searching

I have discovered a single point of value among the wreckage that Google have made of Blogger: the integrated stat tracker. There are lots of numbers (about 5,000 hits per month) and facts about browser proliferation (Firefox and Chrome are mercilessly kicking Internet Explorer like a fat gay kid), but the truly interesting bit is the search key references. Those are the phrases which most commonly referred to this website from Google searches.

Here's a few from this week:



funny grammar lessons

Nothing funny about grammar, folks. Serious business, it is. If you make a joke of it, you might leave a participle dangling.



john hunter, carl spackler + crew 6 bass to 18 pounds

I've no idea. When I plugged this back into Google, it produced a short video of three guys holding six fish... Seriously. No. Idea.



gay men in plaid shorts

Fundy! Goddammit! I told you to stop publishing pictures of yourself on the blog!



mmorpg flowchart

Push Attack Button -> Get Food Pellet -> Repeat



portuguese tank

The Portuguese made tanks?! That didn't work out so well for them, apparently.



ppphh@freent.de

Dunno. And I'm not about to send an email to find out. Maybe we'll make Fundy do it as punishment for the plaid shorts.



professional aquariums

Not mine, I assure you. My fish think waiting until something dies so they can eat is the natural course of events in an aquarium.



66 corvette conversion

Don't have one. Wish I did.



alpaca retard

Ditto.



apathy example

Sorry, I just don't care enough to explain it.

Off to mow the grass and drink beer. (And wine. And whiskey. And pretty much anything else containing alcohol.) Have a great weekend, all!