Maggot Mix

High in protein:

An Australian woman told Monday how she was horrified to discover live maggots in a snack she was eating while on a Qantas flight from Los Angeles to Melbourne.

Victoria Cleven began tucking into her snack of nuts and dried fruit as she made her way home on Thursday. At the time, she did not turn on her overhead light as the cabin was darkened.

"It tasted strange, and I turned the light on and looked at the rest of the packet, and just started seeing maggots coming out of it everywhere."

In my experience, that would improve the taste of most trail mix. It's a little-known fact that "trail mix" is actually an ancient Greek term, which translates roughly as "orangutan vomit."