Apathy Curve: Sofa King!

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Thursday, March 01, 2012

Sofa King!

Nope, don't see it:

After nine years and one police investigation Northampton retailer The Sofa King has been told by the advertising watchdog that it must ditch its catchphrase "Where the Prices are Sofa King Low!" because it sounds too much like the word "fuck".

SARCASM--> I have no idea what they're on about. <--SARCASM

(The reason for all the flashing signage is that the last time I tried deadpan sarcasm, I received no less than five emails from apprentices to Captain Obvious, within which I found long-winded and borderline illiterate expositions on the painfully apparent. So I figured I'd short-circuit that whole process this time.)

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