Chess Boobies?

Nein! say the Eurogeeks:

This isn’t the beer pong world championships – distractions during a championship chess game are surely unwarranted. An opponent across the table sporting a low-cut top could cause even the most expert chessman to focus on checking her out rather than delivering checkmate. So the European Chess Union has decided to lay out a dress code to keep the classiness in the game.

Chess is already the most boring game on Earth: no guns, no explosions, not even an Italian plumber. Now they want to remove the cleavage, too? Bah! What's the point then?