Looooooon Alert

You may (or if you're lucky, may not) remember Warren Jeffs, the wacky Mormon fundamentalist who was running a polygamy cult and child sex ring. (As if just plain ol' Mormonism ain't bad enough; Where's my magic hat?!)

Anyway, Mr Nutball has decided that all of his sheep dupes congregation are to stop having sex until he's out of prison -- which at life-plus-twenty could be a while. But that's only to be expected from someone who would file a motion to dismiss signed by God Almighty Himself:

[Jeffs] is also said to have filed two 'revelations from God' in high court cases this week, commanding the court to set him free.

One of the documents state: 'I, your Lord, have seen the conspiring and evil combining, in mind and word and also now in full way of fulfilling, to put my holy servant in prison unto a full lifetime. I shall soon lay a heavy hand on all who fight against my priesthood and church.'

Um... "in full way of fulfilling"? Methinks thou art in needing to revieweth thy KingJames-ese, Sir Dogberry!