ICE ICE Baby!

Let me tell you 'bout the story of a girl named Jakadrien, (yeah, that's really her name), a teen who ran away from her home in Dallas and ended up being mistakenly deported as a Colombian foreign national. Sounds horrific, huh? Stupid, pointless, cruel, unfeeling government bureaucracy! But wait... that, as they say, is not the whole story:

Jakadrien somehow ended up in Houston, where she was arrested by Houston police for theft. She gave Houston police a fake name. When police in Houston ran that name, it belonged to a 22-year-old illegal immigrant from Colombia, who had warrants for her arrest.

So, just a poor victim of circumstance, huh? Yeahright.

No sympathy for you, cupcake; Colombia can keep you. You'd come back here and end up a tax burden, so just stay right where you are and continue cleaning houses for drug lords. At least now you have a job skill, which is more than you'd ever have received as a card-carrying member of the American Vulnerables and Victimhood Association, (a.k.a. - the Democrat Party).

(P.S. - In case you somehow missed it, dear reader, that was the HOUSTON POLICE who were involved in this whole sordid affair. As if the Dallas television network hadn't just hit you over the head with that fact three times in as many sentences. The enmity in D/FW, deep does it run. You ought to see what happens when they find a middle-aged white guy in San Antonio...)