Mat Morons

Neighborhood associations are full of simpletons. Just in case you had any doubt, read this:

Robert Leighton, of Albion Court, Heckmondwike, said Kirklees Neighbourhood Housing (KNH) put down doormats in the block of flats in July. Kirklees Council then wrote to people saying they had breached tenancy agreements by putting mats outside their doors in the communal area.

Mr Leighton contacted the council, saying KNH had put them there, and received an apology – but nobody has been to take them away, leaving tenants confused and upset.

He said: “The mats are breaking fire regulations – you are not supposed to have anything in communal areas. Kirklees said if we don’t get rid of the mats they might charge us for taking them away. But if we do get rid of them we might get in trouble for destroying council property. We don’t know what to do.”

I suggest beating the crap out of a few councilmen. Nothing says "you're a fucking idiot" quite like a good old-fashioned ass whoopin'...