From NASA's Dept. of Irrelevancy

NASA prepares for moon tourism

Say wha HUH? Don't you have to like, be going into space to even think about making rules about it? Oh wait, this is the new NASA.

NASA isn't expecting the sites to generate the kind of traffic we see at national parks on Earth, but the prospect of future tourists could affect plans to inspect the sites and artifacts in the future. So, the space agency released guidelines this summer on protecting lunar landing sites and artifacts. They call for a 1,200 acre "no-fly" zone around the first Apollo 11 landing site, and final Apollo 17 one. Tourists could only walk within 82 yards of the Apollo 11 landing site where Neil Armstrong first took "One small step for man," on July 20, 1969, under the guidelines.

It is truly a sad day. From the Mental giants that put us on other planets to the mental midgets that are creating national parks on other planets. NASA has shown itself to be just like every other government agency. They are now about as useful as the People's Front of Judea in accomplishing their charter mission.