Apathy Curve: It is a far, far better thing I do...

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Monday, October 31, 2011

It is a far, far better thing I do...

Can't make this stuff up:

A man walked into a Bellingham medical clinic Thursday morning after he reportedly cut off his own arm, police said. According to officers, the man severed his right arm while living in an outdoor camp near the clinic.

At the camp, police found a homemade guillotine and the man's right arm.

The device in question:

It simply won't do for separating royalty from their pampered skulls. Still, there's something to be said for hobo engineering; that tree limb support member lends it a bit of cheekiness. It's like the guy who brings a stripper as a wedding date; everyone can see it, but it's impolite to acknowledge the reality.

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