Catch That Coon!
It's always a party at a NASCAR race:
"I hollered, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers."
Ah, NASCAR fans. We can at least thank them for setting the low mark on the evolutionary measuring stick.
Tens of thousands of NASCAR fans in Bristol, Tenn. kept law enforcement busy this weekend, but one arrest still has many people talking.
Police said they arrested Joshua Greene, 27, from Parkersburg, West Virginia for streaking through a crowded parking lot off of Route 394 Saturday afternoon. "I'm walking up through here and here he comes, back up and stops in front of the band waving and spinning in circles and stuff," explained Tim Lee, a witness.
"I hollered, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers."
Police were able to chase Greene and caught up with him in a nearby neighborhood. As police charged him, they discovered a wild animal in his car. "With that we also [found that] he and a companion were in possession of a raccoon," said Matt Austin, Bristol, Tenn. police.
Ah, NASCAR fans. We can at least thank them for setting the low mark on the evolutionary measuring stick.
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