Gator Slayers
The boys in blue show up to save the day:
"Got it! Got it. It's dead. Everybody calm down, now! Johnny Law has the situation well in-hand."
Rick Sheridan was working in his garage when he heard gunshots. He went around the back of his house to a pond, where he saw three police officers. The three officers had spotted the gator and were lined up on the bank, shooting at the large reptile.
"The officer fired two rounds, and killed my concrete, ornamental alligator," Sheridan said.
After realizing their bullets were bouncing off the yard art alligator, police left. Sheridan says now he plans to patch up his wounded gator.
"Got it! Got it. It's dead. Everybody calm down, now! Johnny Law has the situation well in-hand."
1 Comments:
Obviously, some dumbasses should not be allowed to play with firearms.
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