Apathy Curve: Roadkill Vittles

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Monday, May 16, 2011

Roadkill Vittles

Coon so tasty, you'll smack yo momma!

Four people were arrested at a North Houston car wash where, in addition to washes and waxes, illegal drugs and raccoon meat were sold

Maryjane and coon chitlins! Hmmm-hm! Throw in some McD's fries and you got yo-self a meal! All you're wantin' is a forty of Bull to wash it down.

(In the interest of full disclosure, there's a McDonald's up in that area of town where I'll swing by and get some tasty fries on the occasion I happen to be in the neighborhood. That part of Houston is, um... extremely ethnic; they know that fries are only truly good when cooked in lard and covered in a ton of salt. Best-tasting heart attack you'll ever eat. Just don't order a burger, obviously.)

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