Warten eine sekunde... Dies ist...

That's right, Fritz; it's THE WRONG SEAL TEAM SIX.



Look at Fritz's face. You can almost hear him thinking, "Is that a phaser? And why do those things look like... bat'Leths?!"

If nothing else, you'd think the word "Maquis" would have tipped off the graphics department drone who Googled up the image, since that was the name by which the French Resistance of WWII referred to themselves, (everybody else just referred to them as "ineffective"). Considering the fact that the occupying Wehrmacht kicked the French Resistance around like cur dogs whenever the mood seized them, I had assumed the word was just another part of the collective Teutonic schadenfreude by now. Looks like that vaunted German educational system is slacking off.