Tanned 'Tards

Photo op:

The case against Doyce Griffis began when two women told sheriff's Detective Kevin Mueller that they thought Griffis was videotaping female patrons of his self-serve tanning business without their knowledge.

The tanning salon was in a barn behind Griffis' home...

HellooOOO! C-L-U-E.

“I just like to look at pretty girls naked,” Griffis said in a jailhouse interview

Hey, Doyce: there's this newfangled thing called the internet. It was invented for browsing teh pr0n. Of course, there are some (clearly delusional) people who believe DARPA created the internet for national defense research, but that is very obviously an urban legend -- and I can prove it:

Guys, circle your preference: BOOBIES <-> MATH

See?

Oh, I almost forgot; ladies browse the net, too. Can't forget the ladies:

Girls, circle the safe tanning choice: CREEPY BARN <-> STRIP MALL