Fun with Meth

Ball-scrunched:

Officers responded to a call in the area of Beckman Road just north of Harney Lane where a man later identified as [Shawn] Batie was found standing in the dirt next to the cemetery with a flashlight, yelling in the dark.

Police said that Batie was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. He was also wearing socks.

Typical Raiders fan.

You wanna stop kids from doing meth? Make jokers like this show up at the DARE meeting -- in their, um... "costume." You should probably pass out the barf bags before they show up.