Doing It Wrong

Some chicks in the Ukraine are mad about women being treated as sex objects. In protest, they are showing their boobies on the street:

A feminist group in Ukraine has protested a radio station competition to "win a wife" in the most eye-catching way possible -- by removing clothes.

The Femen Movement is angered by a contest organized by a New Zealand radio station that offered a listener the opportunity to travel to Ukraine and meet women.

Nine women protested in wintry Kiev by going topless and holding aloft banners that claimed "Ukraine is not a brothel" and "Welcome to hell."

"This is the only effective way to protest," Femen organizer Anna Gutsol said in an interview with CNN.

Protip for you, cupcake: If you've got your shirt off, men can't hear a word you're saying. In fact, we don't even know that you're talking.

The Rock FM station, branded as "Bands, Babes, Balls, 'n' Bull," announced the winner as a man called "Greg the Winemaker."

Asked to describe the "dumbest gift" he'd ever given a woman, he responded, "A custom-made flame retardant racing suit and helmet with my racing team logos embroidered."

I am in awe. You sir, are full of WIN.