Brat

Remind me again why cellphones in classrooms are such a great idea?

An eighth-grade math teacher at Atherton's Selby Lane School rattled a table to get his students' attention Tuesday afternoon, police said.

He succeeded on that score.

But the demonstration landed him on paid administrative leave.

Officers went to the campus at 2:26 p.m. to check on reports of a teacher causing a disturbance in a classroom and possibly throwing objects, said Sgt. Tim Lynch of the Atherton Police Department. When officers arrived, however, they found a calm teacher with class in session and determined nothing had been thrown.

Lynch said it appears the teacher's table-rattling act startled a female student who left the class and called police from a cell phone.

"My impression by talking to her was that she was disturbed by what the teacher was doing," Lynch said.

Attention parents: if this little douchebag twat belongs to you, I highly suggest you begin the beatings immediately. It's probably already too late, but if you don't at least make the effort, you will certainly be supporting the useless crotchfruit for the rest of your miserable lives.

Or worse, me and the rest of the American taxpayers will get to support her. I don't have kids of my own; I sure as fuck don't want yours.