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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

How Not To Be Seen

You betcha!

Authorities arrested a conflicted shoplifter who admitted he had to pick between shoplifting $50 worth of merchandise at Walmart or running "through the street naked" after losing a bet, according to a police report.

Krakow was caught shoplifting a USB card, two dinner spoons, a nutcracker, a decorative tree and T-shirts...


"Hrm. Lessee now... What would be unobtrusive and easy to walk out of the store with? Oooh, I know! That decorative tree over there!"

posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:15

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