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Monday, December 27, 2010

Investors Needed

The California Energy Commission in September 2010 published its 226-page Appliance Efficiency Regulations, whereby the 100-watt incandescent light bulb will be outlawed at midnight on December 31, 2010.

So who wants to invest in my new job: bootlegging 100-watt light bulbs from Oreeeegon to California. The vehicle needed is currently in Jar's driveway, so Jar give it up! No not the wife's car. Lala you are the hippie give up your connections, and a police escort would be nice too!

posted by Fundy at 18:34

4 Comments:

Blogger curmudgeon said...

I will begin hoarding 100 watt bulbs at once.

18:59  
Blogger Churt(Elfkind) said...

Hoard them?? Wire them into a string and pass them off as over sized Christmas lights.

19:33  
Blogger curmudgeon said...

Sorry, bad habit. No, I'm not a "hoarder". Really. I'm a collector.

19:39  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

What Davis said.

Welcome to democracy; it's what tore ancient Greece apart. And it's why our Founding Fathers gave us a republic -- which the ignorant, the power-hungry, and the activists immediately began converting into a democracy. They have finally succeeded, and we now have the government which we deserve, nothing more or less.

And if you think it's bad now, wait 50 years; by the it will be a true pluralistic society, resembling nothing so much as populist mob rule. Fifty years after that, the United States of America will no longer be a going concern. I, thankfully, will be quite dead.

With a little luck, some bright cookie will invent anti-aging treatments right after I die, so that the activists, the power-mongers and the ignorant may stew in the hell which they have created. The universe has a wicked sense of humor, if you know where to look.

As for you Fundy, you keep your greasy mitts off my car. Wouldn't do you any good anyway; all the bulbs would be smashed from the incredible acceleration G-forces. You wouldn't know what do with it, being a Government Motors fan. Or are you still a FartFigNewton? =oP

08:09  

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