The Grinchiest Grinch of them all
ORANGEVALE (CBS13) – Hundreds of toys set aside for kids in need have been stolen just days before Christmas
Apparently someone stole the toys that were supposed to go to Toys for Tots. I can tell you from eight years experience in dealing with the scrotebags (short for scrotum bags) that do things like this, they have rationalized this deed in their head and feel perfectly justified in doing this act.
They have said to themselves that they are needy too and will give the toys to their needy kids and sell the rest to "make it through" interpret to mean beer and drug money.
Now TFT probably has enough toys for the little kids and this will only mean a child gets one toy instead of two, but I'm sure ol' Scratch is saving a special place for people like this.
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Toys for Tots is run by my Beloved Corps. So... simple solution: When the police investigators track down who stole the toys, they just accidentally let the scumbags' address slip to a couple of platoon sergeants down at Pendleton, then sit back and let nature take its course.
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