No Yodeling

That's right, stop your yodeling. It offends muzzies:

An Austrian court has recently fined a citizen for yodeling while mowing his lawn, according to a report in The Kronen Zeitung newspaper.

The citizen, 63-year-old Helmut G., was told by the court that his yodeling offended his next-door Muslim neighbors, who accused him of trying to mock and imitate the call of the Muezzin.

He's wasn't mocking you, silly muzzies... but I am. Whenever I get the chance. Because mockery is the only form of attention your ridiculous cult deserves.


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Hat-tip to Pete K.