That's "EVAR!!1", I believe...

Every day the selfless administrators here at Apathy Curve slog through the swamp of ignorance, arrogance and room-temperature I.Q.s known as the internet, tirelessly searching out sites for your edification and viewing pleasure. Occasionally we'll stumble across a true gem of web design: a site both original in conception and brilliant in execution. A site so mesmerizing in its perfection, it makes you realize what a magnificent advancement mankind has made in birthing this most awesome of our creations, the world wide information web.

This isn't that site.

Of course, neither is this, but you get what you pay for.