Apathy Curve: Hairy Situation

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Hairy Situation

A stripper was busted with drugs -- in her hairy caterpillar. Yeah. Hide your astonishment.

After [Ms] Progris was booked, a deputy escorted her to the shower area. Progris showered and was drying off when a deputy noticed a clear bag drop "from her genital area to the floor by her feet."

The deputy got the bag and saw several pills, which later were identified as generic Xanax.

The affidavit didn't specify whether Progris simply forgot the pills were in her genital area, or how they got there.

Elizabeth Progris

If you squint a bit, it looks like a giant squid is eating her head.

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