Assnuggets & Demons

Freak parade:

A pastor who wants to get rid of the Demons mascot at Warner Robins High was arrested while picketing in front of the school on the first day of school Monday.

Donald Crosby, pastor of God’s Kingdom Builders Church of Jesus Christ in Macon, was charged with disorderly conduct and picketing without a permit, both misdemeanors, after he refused to comply with officers requests to leave...

Crosby has been circulating petitions to have the mascot removed, he said, because demons represent evil and the mascot “gives evil a good face,” Crosby said. “Prayer had to leave but the demons can stay?”

That's right, Jesus-boy: the Demons stay. Now go light a candle or something.

I got a bellyful you idiots back when I was playing D&D as a kid and several of the drooling dolts in our church -- who called themselves adults -- decided the game was a form of demon worship. People like that are too stupid to be alive. I mean, seriously: do you have to think "breathe... breathe... breathe..." your whole life?

If you want to pretend you're living in the Middle Ages, there's a whole section of the planet called "the Middle East" where they will happily indulge your ridiculous fantasies about dudes with wings and a giant man living in the sky. Of course, they'll probably kill you for not believing in their flying dudes and giant man in the sky, but them's the breaks, as they say. Have a nice trip! Take some sunscreen. Don't bother to write.