Stupid "Human Rights" Trick

Nightcap:

It's a bastion of bar culture: "Ladies' Night," staged to attract female customers by cutting their drink prices and cover charges.

It's also illegal gender discrimination, according to the Minnesota Department of Human Rights.

The department charged this week that by having ladies' nights, five Twin Cities establishments denied men the right to "full and equal enjoyment" of their businesses.

Pretty sure they're misunderstanding the "enjoyment" men are looking to get out of ladies' night... It's not cheap drink prices, I assure you.

The department's deputy commissioner, Dolores Fridge, said, "We will pursue any and all individual complaints of gender discrimination concerning ladies' nights."

I like it when they save me the trouble of writing a punchline.