Footing It

Diggin' for Jews:

Daniel Wayne Staley is fascinated by death – so much so, police say, that he dug up a grave and used a hatchet to cut off the foot of a corpse in a private Jewish cemetery in Pleasant Grove.

No no no... it's a "rabbit's foot" you're after, not a "rabbi's foot." That's why proper spelling is important, kids.

"He has some very serious issues and possibly mental problems," [said Sgt Duuuuh of the Dallas Police Department's Blindingly Obvious Statements Division.]

Staley's mother, who asked that her name not be published, said he has been in and out of mental institutions and suffers from a laundry list of illnesses...

[She] said neither she nor other members of the family plan to bail him out. In fact, she hopes he stays put.

"I hope he stays in there for a long time," she said. "He does not need to be a free person."

Or we could just drown the sociopathic little ghoul and save the taxpayers 60 years of useless overhead. Whichever.