The Nuclear Option

Present for ya:

The setting was St. Paul's City Council Chambers, following statements by Mayor Chris Coleman and Nagasaki Mayor Tomihisa Taue. Since 1955, dignitaries from the sister cities have met on occasion to exchange gifts and pleasantries and underscore a message of peace and an end to nuclear weapons.

[Councilman Dave] Thune took the mic and offered the last in a series of quirky gifts...to the Japanese officials: A roller derby player card of his daughter.

"My daughter is a roller girl who skated for the Atomic Bombshells," Thune said, adding, "which is kind of interesting."

ROFLMFAO.

If I'm ever in St. Paul, I'll look up Mr Thune and buy him a steak dinner. That's funny shit, there.

(And just to yank short any bleeding-heart retards who may read this, I'd happily nuke an entire race out of existence to save the life of one United States Marine. So get stuffed.)