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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Pooper Picker-Upper

I'm flabbergasted:

Melinda Hofmann, owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste pick-up service, tried to collect a $150 payment from Deborah Dillow on Monday night.

When Dillow didn't answer the door, Hofmann went to her truck to write another notice - but she quickly changed her mind.

"I started to go back and write another note, but I just decided to give her poop back," Hofmann said Wednesday.

So then, from the back end of her truck, Hofmann started slinging feces - 30 gallons of it, according to police - onto Dillow's front yard.

Hofmann has been making a living picking up other people's dog poop for about 10 years.


:blink:

making a living picking up other people's dog poop


::blinkblink::

picking up...dog poop


That's it. I want off this fucking planet, and I want off NOW!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Churt(Elfkind) said...

I don't have a Jarheadapult capable of escape velocity so you'll just have to drink more on the weekends.

14:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what's funnier; the fact that there are people that pick-up dog poop, or that there are people who pay people to pick-up dog poop. Holy Shit!

21:20  
Anonymous rc said...

Having been a dog owner for my entire life with a 20+ year stretch being a household with 1-3 Great Danes, I've picked up lots of dog crap. I can honestly say that I never considered paying anyone to do it for me. :)

23:03  

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