Pooper Picker-Upper
I'm flabbergasted:
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That's it. I want off this fucking planet, and I want off NOW!!!
Melinda Hofmann, owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste pick-up service, tried to collect a $150 payment from Deborah Dillow on Monday night.
When Dillow didn't answer the door, Hofmann went to her truck to write another notice - but she quickly changed her mind.
"I started to go back and write another note, but I just decided to give her poop back," Hofmann said Wednesday.
So then, from the back end of her truck, Hofmann started slinging feces - 30 gallons of it, according to police - onto Dillow's front yard.
Hofmann has been making a living picking up other people's dog poop for about 10 years.
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making a living picking up other people's dog poop
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picking up...dog poop
That's it. I want off this fucking planet, and I want off NOW!!!
3 Comments:
I don't have a Jarheadapult capable of escape velocity so you'll just have to drink more on the weekends.
I don't know what's funnier; the fact that there are people that pick-up dog poop, or that there are people who pay people to pick-up dog poop. Holy Shit!
Having been a dog owner for my entire life with a 20+ year stretch being a household with 1-3 Great Danes, I've picked up lots of dog crap. I can honestly say that I never considered paying anyone to do it for me. :)
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