Food Fight!

Or not:

Students at New Jersey's Atlantic City High School have learned not to mess with the lunch ladies.

Cafeteria workers served only cheese sandwiches Wednesday and Thursday as punishment for a food fight.

School Superintendent Fredrick Nickles says the school supplies only the basic food requirement when there's been a food-throwing incident. Nickles says the policy has been effective over the years.

Parent Bridgitte Reid became angry after her daughter explained the menu. Reid called it "prison food."

Hardly. Prisons have to serve top-quality nutritious meals, lest the communists over at the ACLU shit kittens. Besides, I'm pretty sure your precious fucking snowflake isn't going to dry up and blow away if she has to eat cheese sandwiches for a couple of days.