Cow Splicing

A group of New Zealand scientists are working for the enemy:

Scientists have been given permission to put human genes into goats, sheep and cows

Damned bovine Quislings!

Jon Carapiet, of GE-free NZ, said the decision was the beginning of a "mega-transformation"

Oh, it'll be a tranformation, all right...

Agresearch has said it will not use Maori DNA because of cultural concerns.

Well, "cultural concerns" and the fact that cows are already pretty damned stupid, so they're probably trying to avoid exacerbating the problem.