Tracking Their Prey

Efficient fleecing:

A Polish priest has installed an electronic reader in his church for schoolchildren to leave their fingerprints in order to monitor their attendance at mass... The pupils will mark their fingerprints every time they go to church over three years and if they attend 200 masses they will be freed from the obligation of having to pass an exam prior to their confirmation, the paper said.

"This is comfortable. We don't have to stand in a line to get the priest's signature (confirming our presence at the mass) in our confirmation notebooks," said one pupil, who gave her name as Karolina.

Psst! I'll let you in on a little secret, cupcake: you don't have to do it anyway. You see, God doesn't give written examinations. Only the boy-fuckers do that, and I'm pretty certain the ol' fella doesn't give a flying fig leaf what they think. And I'm a bit concerned about the world's largest grouping of pedophiles and sodomites having a comprehensive database of schoolchildren at their disposal.