Commie Zombies
No braaaains!
No, no, no! Silly cops. You don't arrest zombies, you shoot them in the head!
An appeals court in the northern US city of Minneapolis, Minnesota on Wednesday allowed a group of zombies -- or rather, several protesters costumed as such -- to press ahead with their lawsuit against police who arrested them for disorderly conduct.
The appeals court overturned a lower court in finding that the group of seven "zombies" had been wrongfully detained during a 2006 shopping mall protest against consumerism.
No, no, no! Silly cops. You don't arrest zombies, you shoot them in the head!
1 Comments:
I thought you shot them in the reproductive area to prevent replication. Or is that for hippies. Hrmm...I get those two mixed up sometimes. Oh, now I remember. The zombies smell better? Right? Of course in this case it was hippies dressed as zombies. Should the real zombies file a lawsuit for violation of international copyrights?
Or maybe I should just go home early and have a beer. Oh what the hell, scratch all that and go for a crown and coke with some cold pizza while watching blazing saddles and the holy grail split screen.
Bark bark....damn it Spalding, that was my other dog imitation. Holy crap, lama stampede, run for your lives!!!!
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