I keel you wit my sword!
Now here's something you don't see every day:
That ol' Bull will do it to ya every time.
If you want a real kick in the pants, try a "Bullermaker." It's like a boilermaker, but made with a 16-oz can of a Bull and a shot of 151. Yowzah!
Many years agone, I had a squad member named Morrel -- a big strappin' Midwest lad -- who used to get lit up like a refinery on those things when we were deployed to Okinawa. He'd then stumble back to the squad bay and forcibly fireman's-carry various people (including yours truly) around the building in the wee hours of the morning. We tolerated it because that's pretty minor and inoffensive behavior for a drunken Marine grunt. At least he wasn't out in town using the natives as punching bags.
Police say the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child's school.
32-year-old Toni Price went to Riverview Elementary School in Memphis intending to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.
That ol' Bull will do it to ya every time.
If you want a real kick in the pants, try a "Bullermaker." It's like a boilermaker, but made with a 16-oz can of a Bull and a shot of 151. Yowzah!
Many years agone, I had a squad member named Morrel -- a big strappin' Midwest lad -- who used to get lit up like a refinery on those things when we were deployed to Okinawa. He'd then stumble back to the squad bay and forcibly fireman's-carry various people (including yours truly) around the building in the wee hours of the morning. We tolerated it because that's pretty minor and inoffensive behavior for a drunken Marine grunt. At least he wasn't out in town using the natives as punching bags.
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